“Make it rain” - Fat Joe ft Lil Wayne

The pills would clog up the hose long before you got all the coke out.

What rule says they all have to look like eggs? The i8 doesn’t, the Model S doesn’t, the Rimac doesn’t. Don’t confuse aerodynamics with conformity.

Who buys an auto?!?!?!

Yeah, 2050 David can’t wait to buy a rusted-out, non-running one of these off Craigs-Tron and see if it can get him to Moab.

Okay I get that I’m 40 years old and lack any dignity, but I’d totally blow a dude for one of these. I wouldn’t let him finish, but I’d blow a dude. I really like these.

Did the old Jimny also have a divorced transfer case? I wonder why they don’t just bolt the t-case to the transmission.

you mean CRZ?

I’d buy the shit out of this if they sold it in the states.

Jalopnik is read worldwide. This article is useful for me.

Yes, yes, off-road, blah, blah, blah. Let’s get to the important part: How adventurous is this thing going to make me look driving to the local grocer?

ha, are you crazy? The answer is: yes. Down the road from your supposition is anti-vaxxers and other crazy stuff.

Actually my point relative to Toyota was that I can understand why Tesla needs more space to make fewer vehicles; their assembly strategy is different. Not sure what you’re so pissed about.

I feel the same way. Obviously I love my car for being very down-to-basics, its 50 years old and is basically a shell with seats and an AM radio propelled by the most straight forward drivetrain imaginable. But my girlfriend owns a manual Crosstrek and I enjoy it for similar reasons, even though it is a CUV I suppose.…

The current CUV market is Pepsi with corn syrup and the Jimny is Pepsi throwback?

And yet I can buy a motorcycle...

Unless it has 200hp, 4 doors, and a 3rd row, it won’t be good enough to get Americans to the mall and back.

Is there anywhere else in the world other than the U.S. that stipulates that the tail lights can’t be on a moving door?

in 20 years most people will still be driving around the same old shit they have now