corny corner

done

come on man let’s hear it

the fn2 is so perfect. There are only four down here and one recently sold for $100k, billet block and 4 inch impeller.

how tf am i going to get any work done now

KNOWLEDGE

you got the footlong

Peasant fuck invents facebook can’t even afford a new boat.

futt bugly

This one happened Sunday. Paid $300 cash for what turned out to be generic wheels upon closer inspection when I got them home. Been searching for a specific factory OEM wheel for about two years. When I went to buy I skimmed right over the obvious details. Thought they felt very light for a truck wheel when I loaded…

Kia... sorry, it’s a Kia

Still less awkward than the first last time I talked to a woman.

what’s a radio shack?

You could go out and buy a borescope and do it yourself.

that’s funny about a year a go I got new 20 something y/o neighbors and every night musicians gather for jamming/smoke out sessions and bonfires. Now I get free live music every night while perpetually repairing the junk in my front yard I call a vehicle collection. They don’t seem to care about a revving and stalling…

turning opposite directions nice

skid marks leave evidence you were going too fast

“skedaddle”: mainlining your whole stash before the shadow commando squad burst through your door.

fn bank fees

ifs