me:(calls friend) hey what are you doing tonight? You know there’s this hair metal cover band playing tonight at overpriced spot x. I was thinking of telling Jane what do you say?

ae86, 240sx, e36 or motorcycle

I’ve never been to a country club

probably both

or a boo named dog

You don’t need seat belts stranded on the side of the road after tow trucks won’t haul it unless you pay up front(yeah yeah what a coincidence that’s the same thing the dead hookers(yes plural) said). Because the tow bill is more than the truck’s worth(not even scrap value). Hell it’s not even worth the trip to the…

I’m with you on that like moldy basement combined with a bunch of tweakers locked in for a ten day bender. At the end of which they were finally and brutally attacked by the shadow people commando squad. Shut up I can see the invisible helicopters through the drawn flower print curtains.

Or a lock on a screen door

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Go for it yo and once you get there wheel the piss out of it. Then drive it all the way back. You’ll make it and gain a ton of jeep cred along the way. You can do it yo I know you can make it. We’re counting on you for this. Bring lotsa water bottles and coolant gallons. Duck tape, vise grips, flashlight, case of…

damn quick

That’s a lot of wine you gotta drink to hallucinate time oozing

Street tires?

Yeah we get lumped together with all the teeny boppers that don’t even know that real musicians create a whole volume of songs instead of just shitty singles that you listen to for 30 seconds and then change to the next one

Holy shit Jaws is real! gets immediately chomped down by jaws in a swiming pool

At least you didn’t have one of the dorky ones that could only call a couple of pre-programed numbers like mom or dad.

plastic bottle cheers

that’s crazy money

11's ja sure you do and I’m Bob Marley

ja back in the day when we were still fun and spontaneous. Party on tuesday at the lake at noon sure! Now it’s all obligations and responsabilities. Paying bills is the routine. Don’t you get it man this shit is sucking our souls leaving rotted corpses of our past glory and dreams. Painful nostalgia longing for the…