I've actually been pulled over for speeding on a bike in Virginia. I was going 32 MPH at the bottom of a rather steep hill and a police officer pulled me over. Didn't send me to jail though.

Look I think you're asking the wrong people to stop you here.

If a trunk is a boot in Englandland, is a frunk a froot?

Im 14 episodes into Kill la Kill and it never evolves past pretty good and stays around okay territory for me.

I was expecting a screenshot of the game. Isn't this just a stock photo of Farage?

Why would I spend countless hours putting screws in my tire, when my tires find a way to fucking do it on their own all the time?

Fairness? When talking about the internet? You're new here?

Aye, I waited until now to buy a WiiU. I could have bought the PS4 but honestly the WiiU has a much better library full of fun right now. They may not be the most realistic graphics ever!!! or have the most innovative online features or have tons of bloody action but my god are they some fun games. Like squeal like…

It's the 3DS all over again. It was all boring until the flood swept everyone from the other consoles.

Everything outside Nintendo was a disappointment in general, ever since Mario Kart 8 and Hyrule Warriors my U has been getting the love it deserves.

M&M's, Snickers and Monster?

I'm sure there's some sort of comment I can make on this. I'm not sure what it is tho. Hmmmm.

I'm rarely angry when I'm jerking it.

Psshhh. I jerk with both hands. #JesusTakeTheWheel

Everyone should take jerking very seriously.

Cool I'm me.

I guess today was a success

I am Travis Okulski. My life is complete.

Pretty much spot on. Sexy as hell though!