“that’s going to cause a disturbance, whether you intended to or not.”

Weeellllll... I dunno. It sounds more like “Don’t do this, you’re going to piss black folks off,” rather than “This is some racist shit and you need to go.”

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

At this point, I am just glad he wasn’t shot.

The sticking to a script, though...

When there is a taco truck on every corner it makes it harder to drive. Which encourages traffic stops. The traffic stops lead to possible murders.

Jesus, those vocals on TayTay are pretty dire.

She looks like an unoxidized Statue of Liberty. I fucking love it so much.

Is it weird if I say they’re the only President/First Lady I imagine still having an active sex life? With each other, I mean.

Monarchies are built on bloodshed.

Heh. She’s never [ever ever] going to learn how to sing.

Heh. She’s never going to learn how to sing.

What an insult to the Husky.

Does that pram have a chandelier what am I looking at here

She may be Slovenian, but apparently she lives in Stockholm.

Speak AMERICAN you damn commie

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

What I’m trying to say is, let us suffer in peace, Canada, and kindly fuck off.

One half is white. The other half is a different kind of white. Armenian is an ethnicity, not a race. White, white, white.

Janet Jackson comes to mind. She was bigger than Lady Gaga and totally lost her career because Justin Timberlake ripped her bra off and her nipple was exposed for a split second. She was branded a trashy whore who was ruining America’s values for doing nothing but getting accidentally exposed, but Justin Timberlake,…