I loved when in the intro episode and Amber met her dance partner and she said she was excited because she had been an exotic dancer. He sneered and said condescendingly “that’s not the kind of dancing we do here”. Uh step down dude. Have you ever seen your own show??? That’s pretty much the only dancing you do…

A.) Walking, talking bowl of buttered noodles = perfection

wait, orange turd also has winery???

1) I’m not sure if you’re serious but she married actor Josh Duhamel.

Every time you find yourself typing the phrase “Google them”, do the googling for the whole class instead.

Yes.... but no. You have to adjust for population size. There are a LOT more white people than black, so there SHOULD be more white people shot than black. There are, but not by the difference in population size. As a result, an unarmed black man is FIVE TIMES more likely to be shot than an unarmed white man.

I learned how to style, like what sort of suit jacket I should buy for my body type, from What Not to Wear. I would love to find some Youtubers who do a similar bit to the info pieces that Stacy and Clinton did! I hate the “lookbook” and other haul videos that a lot of beauty vloggers do in place of actually talking…

I’m not terribly interested in beauty blogging, but this seems obvious. There are plenty of reasons to want to watch a tutorial. Who on earth is logging onto YouTube to watch makeup commercials? If the brands want to catch up (and maybe they don’t care), they should offer similar content.

Makes sense. I’m not going to spend 12 minutes of my precious toddler-free bathroom time watching a mother fucking commercial. No.

in all seriousness emma thompson is the one person i would allow to slap me in the face

I was SO nervous about this all day. I *might* even have been kind of a jerk to my husband when he got home 30 minutes into this thing & wanted to chat. But holy shit, Hillz did us proud.

Cute, but fuck the monarchy.

You’re not too classy for DWTS, old boy. Perish the thought.

Her show Being Mary Jane is pretty good.

I just read an article that said “Is Marion Cotillard to blame for the breakup?”

I could maybe see Brad with some explosive anger issues. 

I’m pretty sure she would have set him on fire if he touched one of those kids innapropriately.

As a divorce lawyer, it amazes me how many of the mistresses think the wife is an evil shrew who treats the husband poorly and she (the mistress) is some special snowflake who he really cares about.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout