I was laid off last week and I’m still answering emails today because I AM STUPID. But, my responses are filtered through three mimosas. And, sure, I’ll put all my files on the shared drive for my replacements - can't say they won't be encrypted or anything.

Sister, Sister? Pshaw! 227 forevah!

So as a reward for getting laid off, they’re making you work Thanksgiving?

Nope, I will never forget. Believe me, I tried!

I follow an intense workout regime too. I’ve always been attracted to fit guys.

she also apparently gained a few notes after her surgery, which seems like a nice way to recover from that kind of thing

These are actually two of my greatest hobbies, it's like you know me!

It’s real............sadly.

I really think, and am So glad that she had some training between albums. I loved her stuff but I have a bit of knowledge of voice training from being a theatre major, I could hear her vocal cords being shreded with the bits in her songs, it Slayed me, I cannot enjoy a song when I can hear the singer ripping their…

Flog your sex slaves? Play with the kitties?

oh snap

Um, no, the veins leading down to the man joy, is Not appealing to me, so bumpy...I remember an interview with Usher back when he was just booming, and he was shirtless, and gestured to his area above the groin, and said something like, “without this cut, you ain’t nothin’” just yuck

My fiancée and I plan to get very similar tattoos for our wedding, nearly the same image. I think it’ll be okay, though, because while the two are very obviously complementary, they also both represent things that are very personally meaningful to us outside of our relationship to one another—hers represents power,…

My husband of almost 16 years has mine and our three kids names on an arm piece. He got the tattoo about 6 years ago. I don’t think it is a curse, you just have to be sure. For really real sure.

I was listening to Dan Savage’s Lovecast recently, and a woman called in who is dating a guy who has his ex-wife’s name tattooed on his face.

My best friend and I got matching tattoos a few years ago to celebrate 25 years of friendship and I’ve never regretted it. There is something comforting and just right in knowing that the tattoo on my shoulder is the same as the one on her arm.

I am for real completely superstitious now. Just before my fateful ex-husband tattoo, a friend asked what I was getting for his birthday. I told her I was getting his name tattooed. She warned me that this meant certain divorce. I laughed at her. The gods were NOT amused.

It probably totally is like a curse from the tattoo deities.

My husband has my name on his arm. I... well, we’re still married. Seems to be working out.

Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…