As far as the shrimp thing goes, buying it deveined for me will depend on the price but also where it came from. We pretty much always want gulf prawns vs the farmed ones, and those are almost never deveined at my market here. (Also, picking something a little higher-maintenance gives me something to do in the kitchen…

I imagine him spending most of his days perusing a thesaurus.

Good for you. I’m always quitting (a la Mark Twain, once a day), but then I justify myself that with the 3 or 4 cigarrettes i smoke per day it’s not that bad, so I never get anywhere. I don’t smoke on weekends or when I’m off from work, but when I’m at the office, I need my cigarrette breaks (probably due to the fact…

If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

“The emotional effects of his diagnosis may help explain some of his behavior over the past two years”

There’s no upside to this story, except that he’s come forward and now anyone he had contact with can get tested.

LOL. I hate fake scents now, but for some reason citrus stuff doesn’t bother me, especially if it’s made with essential oils.

Back in his Ferris Bueller days, yepper. I would be Jeannie to his Boy In Police station.

Very kind of you.

yeah. This lawyer has been doing this for years. Payoffs, threats and intimidation. What he did with the women and is continuing to do with the women in the Cosby case? I cant imagine the kind of shit he has prepped to say and do to those who have been potentially harmed by this garbage human. I really, really want…

So, Prince Harry’s beard... I’m still not sure how I feel about that. I’m generally TeamBeard, but... I think he might look better with just some scruff.

Funny. My new song to Adele is also a “fuck you” song. As in, fuck you and go away.

Is no one going to talk about this? https://medium.com/matter/on-gawk…

First sarcastic thought about Bree Olson: Suuuuuuuurreee she isn’t (although it really is rude to ask her).

There are two groups of people that get to inquire about Bree Olson. Her partners after she dated sheen, and her co workers. The rest of us can kindly fuck off. The last thing I want to see is a parade of women/men/transgender being photographed and their lives invaded because of some false sense of public good.

Re: Tina Fey

Chris Pratt in a camo hat, everything makes so much sense now...