If what Diana said in her report is true and the NFL had all this, there is no way they would not have shared it with the team.

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

That’s probably a good idea. The thing about LASIK is that it’s not a one and done type of thing if your vision is really bad. You may have to have multiple procedures or have a touch up down the road and I’m pretty sure most groupons don’t cover that. I paid full price and I had to have one eye down twice but I…

Say what you will about Lady Gaga, but that looks comfortable as fuck.

I always think this about Groupons for laser eye surgery. Thanks, but I'll go ahead and pay full price for that one.

Keegan was amazing in Pitch Perfect 2. He was the only thing amazing in that movie, honestly.

I love him too. So incredibly much.

I love Jordan Peele so much. I really loved him and Keegan Key when they were in the first season of “Fargo” last year. That was an unexpected delight.

/adds “discount butt lift” to “discount sushi” on no-fly list

I need Jordan to do this and it needs to go viral and.... and...... I LOVE JORDAN PEELE SO MUCH, YOU GUYS.

I love that you love Stamos so much. No sarcasm, your joy is my joy.

I had to hunt long and hard, but FINALLY found one that I can get on without wanting to cry. It snaps in the back, which makes a world of difference.

Not pictured: boobs.

Thank you. The marketing of bottled water relies on people’s unsubstantiated fears, and their susceptibility to bullshit. Pro tip, people: Dasani and its ilk is tap water. Run through an industrial grade filter.

Can people (unless you live in a country without viable drinking water) please stop drinking bottled water altogether? It’s an absolutely huge unnecessary hit on the environment. Fill something up from the tap. Use a filter if you don’t like the taste.

After seeing the inside the elevator video, can somebody please explain why Janay was charged with assault?

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.