oh man, this post just reminded of how much i wish rockstar would make a warriors sequel. what an awesome game...

my brother was recently in town with my 5 month old nephew and something similar to this lolcat incident happened...

Melania thinks money, ego, status, and AWESOME hair is sexy.

@femme-bot: please stop scaring the kids.

oh, i wish i wish this kind of bait & switch shock advertising would become a meme... the creative possibilities and ensuing lulz are so exciting! eek.

did he go in for the kiss with kelly at the end?? these are the things we have to see!

she knows!!! toothbrushes and toothpaste were invented by evil cosmetic companies and devious mad men as some sort of vile conspiracy that has convinced us that we need to BUY things in order to keep our mouthes from rotting when in fact all we need to do is give our little chiclets a little wipe now and then with…

i love this picture. the only problem here: the amount of beauty is a bit overwhelming and intimidating. tell them to stop judging me!!

@Saucy_Tart: good luck!!

i really like her, but i liked her a lot more before her nose job... what can i say? i dig physical "flaws".

@Anna: is this actually turning into some weird, twisted 21st century publicity angle for these 2?

on the bright side: you guys make being lesbian shitasses a cool thing.

i liked her before her raw cleanse & heavy exercise... damn hollywood for ruining all the juicy babes.

wow wtf... was there actually a time when that was okay?

i wish james franco would come back to 30 rock... and bring his sexy pillow with him! (maybe with a baby pillow in tow)

1. poor gemma.

my great-great-grandmother was ordered to only eat guinness, bread, and pork by a cigarette smoking doctor in her final years to combat some ailment i cannot recall. she died in a wolverhampton pub, apparently quite happy and the life of the party.

damn, why cant i meet a sexy bald woman? quit making me gay with all your hair, ladies.

@BobMorton: p.s. the fact that someone follows to take snaps of him in the frozen foods aisle makes me want to weep.

i hear Nelson.