God Damn, I wanted Prof layton!

"The Strangest Video Game Audition Damn Thing You Will Ever See." Fixed it.

Really surprised he didn't win. I thought Doraemon was still hugely popular in Japan?

No one doxxed her, it was faked. People didn't dig up her every past relationship. Her ex-b/f she cheated on dumped the information for public viewing.

You are completely missing the point. She lied about being doxxed ( https://i.imgur.com/m1tvItF.jpg , https://i.imgur.com/oVrO7mA.jpg ), she had sexual relationships with people in the industry for alleged personal gain. With one of them being Nathan Grayson, who didn't disclose his relationship with his boss (which…

Except that this writer fucked her.

Hey Nathan, how's Zoe Quinn? I didn't even read your article because you probably slept with the developer of Five Nights too

HOW ABOUT THAT ZOE QUINN!? KOTAKU ALWAYS COVERS THE IMPORTANT FEMIST STORIES?!

I don't think it's young people, I think it's military people. I know a lot of them and they're pretty much all awful (and these are my friends I'm talking about). The reasons they've said for why they're part of the army/marines are pretty terrifying.

Um, I didn't bring it up. (see '> Monochrome') And your strange hostility towards me seems unwarranted. Perhaps you need to calm the fuck down sir.

But maybe one 2ch user summed it up best: "When she arrived in Japan, she wore clothes with Korean on them. When she left Japan for Korea, she wore an outfit that said 'The Empire of Japan' on it. I wonder if Gaga's message is 'You two need to get along.'"

I still think we should get like a Kickstarter together to raise enough funds to buy a majority share in Sega (we being a conglomerate of nerds) and then just make them do cool shit again.

I'm pretty sure these guys won. At everything. Forever.

THIS JUST IN:

Obviously an unannounced game called Shit Dick where you fuck pussy ass

It's just Captain Dickshits from Fucktown, Sony hired him recently. I think he's having trouble adjusting.

"We want to make a game that's so good that your grandchildren will be playing it!"

I like how such an aura of hype and anticipation has been built around a game that we've never seen anything outside of cinematics and extremely basic concept gameplay videos for.

Report: Game We All Know is Cancelled Not Appearing at Tokyo Game Show