I've been dying since the nineties, too.

The way I'd respond to what you've said is, "That's true, I won't be alone forever. Humans don't live that long." A major part of my personality is the fact that I take things very literally (especially when doing so backs up my point of view).

I realize it feels like you're a freak, but trust me, you're not very far off the mean for average age of virginity loss. And people who lose their virginity later in life tend to make for better relationships - they're usually more mature and able to actually handle the issues and responsibilities that come with sex.

I've been in a situation quite similar to the third one (Another Forever Alone). I was quite depressed about having always being single, never had sex, etc. Perhaps not to the same extent as them, but enough to be going through counselling and taking meds (not to mention making things really awkward for my housemates).

Just a few points, Steve Carell was the only NORMAL and DECENT person in that movie so unless you're only worry is that you might not see a naked twenty something it's no big deal. Second, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 32, so you're doing fine.

I maintain that the best advice is; hit the gym (or get some barbells/dumbells for your own room).

Been single for a lot longer now and decided to just not give a crap, funny thing is that women have a 6th sense about these things and they usually flock when you stop caring

Ugh. My mental image of that first guy.

This is going to turn out to be Frog Fractions 2.

*insert horrible rape joke by PewDiePie*

Hopefully the sluggish Wii U sales now have NoA thinking "we need to release more games!". Instead of "e need to only release games that can potentially sell millions!"

I blame hipsters.

The bad news for American Nintendo fans living stateside is that it's not clear if the game will make it to the U.S. in any official capacity.

Can't wait to see what they charge.

It's now what 2014? "Finally" is an overstatement.

Nintendo is basically squandering an opportunity with their current systems. The 3DS doesn't do a good job upscaling the DS's graphics due to the fact that it uses off the shelf components, and the software developers won't put the effort to scale the screen correctly. And for the Wii U, just release a cartridge…

Actual shot of Ultimate Warrior at the Pearly Gates.

QUOTE | "It's always struck me as a little odd how resentful players are in the F2P business model about paying a couple dollars when they don't think twice about paying $50 for the same amount of fun or gameplay time." - Veteran designer Steve Meretzky, talking about the evolution of free-to-play games.

So what you're saying is that all talented artists of the world deserve pittance for a salary? Have fun flipping burgers for fractions of a penny, with that logic.

Usually F2P doesn't even come close to a good $50 game.