That's capitalism, man.

Reminds me of those Gamecenter CX segments with the priest who finds life lessons in strategy guides.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

I'd say 5 before his movies stop getting a pass and ten before he's a total joke. At least he's better than Woody Allen.

They all look like fashion models, even the fat people.

Dude, stop describing my life

for your health

Finally. Took them long enough...

When it switched to Lightning Returns, I just went, "BOOOOO!".

I just heard about him a week ago, he cracked me up in this video

Yeah, it's funny. They might have fewer games, but they're generally critically better than their competition's exclusives.

I read this article today about a guy who scientifically created his profile and got 88 dates in a month, and in my whole life(28) I haven't had an unsolicited message outside of "your face is apathetic.". Definitely makes me want to die, fuck happy people.

yup, and reproductions have been made

I wish the old guard would leave already, they make promises, fumble them, and apologize profusely("please understand"-Iwata. No, it's your job to understand buddy) while nothing gets better.

I think so too, I love MGS and I'm not really even looking forward to 5. It just seems like all the needless changes, even more fucked up timeline, and fanservice and dividing the game into two parts($30/$40 for a tutorial? f*ck you very much) all seem to hint at this game not being a very positive experience.

I liked Shenmue on the Dreamcast 13 years ago, but asking for Shenmue 3 in this day and age is sort of ridiculous. How awesome could it be really? You like forklifts? Lifting pallets? QTEs?

At least she got to play all the good ones before their series' became stagnant(dq and ff).

Cool, the sexy looking one gets raped. Honestly though, it's Kojima, he's games' Shymalyan, so it's bound to be a swerve where a soldier puts a turd in a blender and it blinds him so he falls over a railing and lands dick first into an alien who strongly objects.

I always thought one of guns shot spinning oreo cookies, can't remember which one though.