It was for *two* sixth rounders and a failed former coach.

Oh, come ON! I’m a native Clevelander and I can certainly remember getting pretty pumped about...well, then how about...uh...remember when...(*sigh*)...OK, you got me. It’s not that we’re not big celebrators, it’s just that we’re out of practice.

So what were they supposed to do? Someone called, the police responded, they determined there was no cause for action, they said “Congratulations, but tone it down”. That’s like 90% of police calls right there. ???

“Cleveland Rocks” is actually a musical tribute from Ian Hunter to rock fans in the city of Cleveland. Ian always did real well here and wanted to show his appreciation. According to Hunter, “‘Cleveland Rocks’ is Cleveland’s song and that’s the truth”. 

Taking a nap.

Look, as a Browns fan, you learn to take what you can get.

Nope. Trump’s paranoid about anyone and anything brown. More likely that he’ll be out on the front lawn of the White House screaming, “SHOOT HIM! I’M YOUR PRESIDENT!! SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!”. Hopefully the Secret Service agent with the tranquilizer dart-gun will be up to the task. (“Now just hold still, Mr. President, and…

Native Clevelander here. Having lived many places I can assure you - Clevelanders are no different from people anywhere. We go to work, we come home, we love our families, we like to have a good time - BUT (and this is, pardon the expression, a BIG “but”) we have had what you might refer to as “very, very little to cel…

I don’t.

Oh, come on. Lebron is the GOAT? Didn’t you know?

Not sure why Lebron James went to LA, but clearly it wasn’t to play basketball.

Hey - here’s a joke for ya.

Hey - here’s a joke for ya.

Why is it that no one can spell Nigara^H^H^H^H^H^H Niagra^H^H^H^H^H^H Niagruh^H^H^H^H^H^H the name of those waterfalls correctly?

Aww, come on - be fair! He *does* have a hot Canuckian girlfriend, but he can’t bring pictures of her across the border. Immigration, y’know...

Miss. Float above it all. Fly.

Doh!

No, it’s just *where* you Crashland..

Like team, like fans.

That’s not a subject you should admit too much familiarity with. Just sayin’...

I’m pretty sure you meant “psychologist”, but point taken.