It’s just relieving itself on that rock, like every good boy does. 

Dear sir and or madam,

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Once you or the appropriate authorities have dislodged your sad-excuse for a Jeep Cherokee from our testing facility, you may apply proceed to the Information Desk to pickup your ‘Mall Rated’ title. Please keep your…

THEY HAVE SHUT DOWN USERS WHO HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT SPANFELLER INCLUDING DEADSPINRIP AND SPLINTERRIP

ALL KINJA!!!!

A billion times this. 

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear the shit-for-brains new owners were some half-assed Thiel disciples trying to finish the job.

This deserves All The Stars, so here’s the Hubble Deep Field

When I want to stick to sports, I go to The Athletic and read beat reporters.

And if you happen to not like all these autoplay ads, share some love at g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com

What did the corporate overlords get stuck in their rectums to think this up?

Uh-oh: https://www.thedailybeast.com/go-media-tells-deadspin-staff-in-leaked-memo-stick-to-sports?source=articles&via=rss

I come for all you glorious commenters!

This, so much this.

This

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I have met a few Finns in my day. Nice enough, very stoic and reserved. But they seemed happy and all.

Have you met a Finn? Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Wearing a jersey over a suit jacket, how does he manage to dress himself in the late morning? Also what does that jersey say? 

Sadly, our Big Wet President will not be throwing out the ceremonial first pitch on Sunday—though, as we’ve argued before, it would be the perfect thing to heal our divided nation