She’s 22 and 4'8". If there isn’t at least one chicken wing-eating contest that she’s lost, and a barfing contest she’s won, she hasn’t been living well.

Anyone can flip, but can she break Joey Chestnuts record for eating 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes?  Doubt it.  

“He has a routine where he shuffles around the box and adjusts his cup or whatnot, and I was just having fun out there, just kind of giving it back to him in a good-natured, ribbing kind of way,”

Beetlejuice. *honk honk*

Can’t tell if MJ or DJT...

WHOA! Just what I want to do - end up in the greys with the trolls at another division. Sigh. I did make a peronal Kinja site, lo these many ago after the Peter Thiel attack, called the Gawker Escape Pod. We can always meet there and chat. I haven’t used it in a while, but everybody tuck it into your memory in case.

Well that sucks.

ThinkProgress and Splinter were fairly different as far as it goes, though the why of them shutting down I don’t think is all that different.

Yeah.  I noticed the article’s got conflicting reports about whether staffers are going to be let go or not.

If anyone else is wondering why there are no stories today, we’re done here, folks:

The WaPo is a paper. The WaTimes is bird-cage liner.

Well, technically more than one.

Waaaaaait waitwaitwaitwait. Wait. Wwwwwait. Are you telling me that women are regularly spending $200-300 to just get their hair cut and dyed?? Normally? That $100 is an extreme bargain? And that men still pay $25? Now THAT is the story I am wondering WTF about. Buried the lede. 

Vegas currently has the odds at 2:1 that Trump, the RWNJ media and the GOP will use the “every single woman in the world is fucking liar” defense.

Stupid terrible people in a shithole country.

Grossly and tragically, most of them really think this.

Hey, now! They feel bad now and they’re being ostracized by their high-status circles, isn’t that punishment enough?!

Malcolm Gladwell really skipped over the part about being a sexual predator as a key to success in Outliers.

The evangelical contingent is limbering up for this contortion.

In fairness, it’s not just Trump. We also do this after every mass shooting, every black man killed by a cop, every exposure of corporate malfeasance, etc etc ad infinitum.