bobhopessexmachine
BobHopesSexMachine
bobhopessexmachine

As a Vikings fan since 1987, I’m totally awaiting the gut punch. It will probably be this week against the Packers. I'm starting to believe they'll win by 20 but will likely lose by 20.

I’m not color blind. But as a white person, I don’t see color. I just go with the flow of traffic and then complain about it later, to like minded individuals.

“You get used to it.”

Is there a Vikings fan alive right now who isn’t sucking in their gut and waiting for the punch?

Right. That point makes no sense.

The TD Garden is half a mile from Massachusetts General Hospital, which is consistently one of the best hospitals in the world.

Red October - Red October - Message follows -

He seems to be holding it down fairly well.

Somebody tell Greg Howard, it’s okay, we all take L’s sometimes.

Rousey believed her hype. I think she wanted to beat her as a puncher to show how she could beat Holm at her own game. Unfortunately Holm is a fantastic striker. Great fight. Glad I saw it.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

Quite literally Vinny Testaverde!

Also: every Jets QB ever.

Somehow beyond all reasoning this joke refuses to ever get old. Well done, sir.

The Color Rush jerseys are a test for four games

You must be confused. They’re very clearly black and blue.

Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

I’m sure he won’t be a bust. It’s not like he’s a first round pick of the Browns.