Thomas Edison will be forgotten if the Giants keep up this pace of inventing new ways to lose.

Apparently Rodgers has a spacious taint, suitable for writing!

So was Kevin. [Written in black marker on a piece of athletic tape]

Spectacular.

Nooo! Not my $11!

I can think of a lot of things that are worth doing for 24 hours (or more) straight, give you the same “endurance” bragging point, and, most importantly, don’t suck in such a way that you spend the rest of your life lamenting that stupid thing you did with 24 hours of your life you’ll never have back:

Christ, that second picture. That shirt is some next level Magary-type shit. Did Samer borrow that from Drew? No, that can’t be. Even Drew wouldn’t wear something that bad.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

His assistants “Fuck” and “Marry” could not be reached for comment

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

This really shakes up the Minnesota program.

I thought that name sounded familiar. Are you of the Oaxacan McWigglesnatches?

I'm thinking seven foot tall black men in Wisconsin are pretty rare.

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...

I’m not as well versed as you on this, but that’s what I was thinking too. How do you go from the Luftwaffe to the SS? That makes no sense at all. And being stationed at Buchenwald without knowing what’s happening at Buchenwald? That is utter bullshit.

(TLDR: you can’t be an ethnic German camp guard without being in the Totenkopfverbände, and if you were in that you are de jure a pretty decent level war criminal.

(There’s something weird and probably sinister about the whole story of his war years. He couldn’t *be* transferred to guarding a KZ-Lager because he was an enlisted man in the Luftwaffe.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh