If it comes for all of you, I’ll star as quickly as I can if I’m left unspared. I haven’t posted b/c all of you have done such a terrific job that I have nothing to add, other than.....

Fuck you very much, Steyer

Shut the fuck up, tomato. 

Take away his access to Sharpies, and you will cripple him emotionally.

I thought de Blasio declared war on rodents when a groundhog chose suicide over staying in his arms in Feb 2014. (RIP, Charlotte)

Oh honey, there are still a number of other viable Dem candidates besides Biden. But do keep that thin skin.

Will the typeface/font layout be at an awkward angle where sentences don’t lie in a straight line?

Yes, and I suspect many in Congress started sleeping in barrels, casks and downing unsafe moonshine: Steve King, Dan Crenshaw, Joe Manchin, list can go on and on. Even though there are a few bright spots (Squad).

“get boring really quickly”

God, I wish I could get paid several hundred thousand a year and get my hair done for being stupid. Not malevolent or dangerous stupid, but just stupid. Although I hate their hair.

Bercow is a gift to humanity and god I wish the US had a parliament rather than the shitshow Congress is and historically has been in past centuries.

I’m sure this is noted elsewhere by another commenter, but a note about inequities surrounding firearms and racism. If a brown person loans a gun to another brown person and is caught = jail time. If a stupid white Congressman brags about loaning guns to friends, the worst he will see is a Twitter fight.

Exactly this: they purchase and have weapons for the *sole purpose* of harming or killing another person. 

Public humiliation for Trump before being indicted and jailed = the best thing ever

ACEs are very real, and the lifelong and multi-generational effects have persistently been ignored in non-Caucasian populations in the US. Systemic racism at its finest/worst.

To the troll whose second comment I am dismissing: I only welcome bodily fluids from witty, intelligent, compassionate, filthy, articulate individuals. You are none of those things.

Untracked gun purchases in tandem with lack of mandatory reporting of stolen firearms is a problem in Minnesota. This has been identified by MDH and other MN agencies that have an interest in tightening up gun loopholes for public health and other legal/law enforcement reasons.

Given that Crenshaw started this shitshow by reiterating his opposition to background checks, I wouldn’t take it for granted that his friends *could* pass a check.

Stairs, hills, ramps, rain, fog, the sun (although he stares directly at it)

I see what you did there, and this is good kinja. Not enough stars.