It’s amazing watching what happens when a white, wealthy male pushes all their right buttons. All else is secondary/eminently forgivable as long as those characteristics hold true. (hurls in corner)

I love how these folks forget that YHWH was a fucking mass murderer, and sent locusts (among other plagues) and killed children. As if he only sends good things. 

I do think the tomato is from my neck of the woods. Which makes a MyPillow all the better.

This, folks, is how it’s done. All the stars. +10,000,000,000

I am dying, reading your description of Urbandale. When I stop unsuccessfully stifling my laughter, will return to the rest of the piece.

Thank you. The thing that bothers me a lot about Sanders—and his die-hard supporters—is also their own love of the bullshit ‘plausible deniability’ game that Trump and all of his supporters love to play.

To your first point, yes—cognitive deterioration can happen rapidly with or without an event obvious to a non-physician. Observing unexpected changes (becoming easily disoriented) prompted my family and my mom (who knew things weren’t right) for an ER visit for what turned out to be vascular dementia (whee,…

Oh sweet Jesus—STOMP is not a blast from the past that anyone needs to remember; my condolences that any trace of it is in your line of sight. My mid-’90s broadway show PTSD is triggered between memories of a dorm mate* who wouldn’t cease obnoxious STOMP-like improvisations and belting every single fucking role from…

Nah—you’re the very model of a modern misogynistic pro-Trump male. In other words, a prototypical white, male Bernie supporter who doesn’t play well with anyone. You’ve ‘fessed up to it before.

Bring it. At least dystopia would have a marginally fun upside.

Of course modern medicine and public health are a liberal conspiracy. Everyone knows the body runs on a battery.

Adding paper cuts, hangnails, and bee-stings to this.

Your last sentence is essentially how we’ve operated for centuries. Abuse humans, create crisis of conscience for some, and then expect a bag of money/credit/emotional salve for stopping the shit we never should have started. Lather, rinse, repeat. Kinda like Steve King or Trump voters who may finally decide not to…

Somebody starred his garbage below. Le sigh.

Not enough stars. One of the best loping instrumentals from the ‘90-’91

No doubt in my mind the aggregate loss of boomer brain cells—particularly in the Wall Street, white male portion of that generation—didn’t help. On top of the other sociopolitical pathologies.

I appreciate what you’re saying. But he has a record of opposing national Democratic platform points that are at this point fairly bread-and-butter to the party. He’s a rare Dem that I will make an exception for and say that supporting him isn’t worth it.

Yes, using the lens of getting numbers into the Senate—I agree.

Good.

Well done with the reply. I thought this morning that my only reply to him should have been the pithy, concise, mocking...... #NotAllIowans