This corpulent blob is inexcusable. In the past 36 hours alone, people who have responded appropriately to the shootings have done the following (including but not limited to the following things): birthed children; put out actual fires; worked in hospitals; been hospitalized; hiked; gone stargazing (me + 25 other…

I agree with everything—but this isn’t Paradox of Tolerance. It’s classic “feed the troll” behavior dating from the dawn of teh intarwebs. 

I still don’t understand why pointless detritus like this (CC) gets ungreyed.

Yuuuup. There will also be stupid media (beyond Fox) who will give him props for doing the bare minimum/nothing at all really to discourage the chants. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Himself. He didn’t fire himself. No one in his position (massive asshole) ever thinks of this.

Long live Herzeleid. That forum was a lot of fun at its peak.

It’s both (major Rammstein nerd, here). They’ve mentioned in interviews the grammatical ambiguity. I love how aware and deliberate they are with everything they do: grammar, song structure, eeeeeeverything.

I like the cut of your jib.

The large Hulk styrofoam hands. Hopefully Marvel won’t mind.

While it is assuredly tiny, pummeling his groin 10,000 times would ensure that it would be hit a statistically significant number of times.

I’d have to change it up (your suggestions above, and more) for my own sake/stamina/boredom mitigation. I have a lot of anger to burn, and enjoy a bit of creativity along the way. Perhaps props.

Can I punch him in the dick 10,000 times before he is hung? It would be cathartic, and he deserves it.

He needs to be punched in the dick each and every time he says something awful to a person (or group of people) who have suffered trauma. Because he is thoroughly devoid of sympathy or empathy.

Exactly. I’ve been a longtime fan of the Sun, particularly after having lived in Baltimore 2005-2010—solid, pithy writers and contributors.

I am not a professor, but have worked in college/university settings since 2007. I managed GAs and started noticing the skills gulf by 2008-2009—a bit appalled that the standards of a slacker grad student from my master’s class of 2004 were becoming the norm.

Possibly. The only unrealistic item in your post is Our Very Own Little Berlusconi spelling “obstruction” and “collusion” correctly.  ;)

This should have more stars

Dear Police Chief Lawson: more than a few of our fellow citizens believe obvious propaganda. Refer them both to US Capitol Police. Not that you’re going to read this.

15/10 will boop

I would love to hear him try to pronounce it.