Christ—he’s not AOC (restaurant industry experience). He possesses neither a quick wit or on-the-spot intelligence: his primary states of being/thinking alternate between dull and stating the obvious. Stint as Denver mayor was OK. He cozied up to polluting industries (hello, fracking) while governor. Not exactly a…

Even though it skeeves me, I would like to know how many Don Jrs there are in the world. Odds are good that daddy didn’t father just three male offspring given his documented sexual habits.

Well played with “Orange Foolius”.

I am dying laughing in my office right now. This is perfect.

Let’s give this a second shot.

I’ll indulge you only with this: let’s not go down the false equivalency route, here, OK?

$o my accountant wa$n’t incorrect when he produced my 8879 that $howed around the average return amount li$ted above? I expected enough $ back to build my own $ecret volcano lair $omewhere in the Pacific. After all, the GOP $aid $o.

Wait—you’re in the greys?!? I always see your comments pulled into the black by the time I read them. But if yes (stuck in greys), please let me know. I need to try to help liberate a few folks to the black around these parts (even though I’m not around much these days).

OK, I’ll bite because I need a little idiotic diversion.

Cancel school, motherfucker, because it’s the right thing to do.

Even watching how Jackson is holding Gavin’s hand: oh my god. I remember watching Bashir’s interview when it aired. How flagrantly open Jackson clearly was in his inappropriate behavior with children is sick. 

Even when accompanied by an adult, he should not be allowed to purchase ice cream.

Ah, the confidence of a very incredibly mediocre, coddled white man. Who happens to be Secretary of Commerce.

Brilliant. I think I love you. Not enough stars to give this.

The wilds of Trump Country are telling their financially-struggling furloughed friends that they should have saved money. Because they (furloughed workers) “knew” the shutdown was coming as a reality of working for the federal government.

Not enough stars for you: so very tragically correct.

I’ll take both. On second thought, immigrant robots would be the best.

You need to be out of the greys.

Nothing says ‘congratulations’, ‘job well done’, or ‘i love you’ better than cold fries.

And central Iowa: my ex-MIL near Ames is a fervent King fan. Fortunately, my lovely ex-FIL and ex-SIL and her husband valiantly try to offset her vote and her mouth. All the exurbs of Des Moines up to Ames have pockets of virulent racists, but try to hide under the mostly blue cover of Des Moines.