Osteosarcoma, metastasized to lungs (yes, you read that right even though the more common arrangement is lung metastasizing to bone). Cancer sucks, but watched a man go out with this and I can truly say it was the most agonizing terminal dx and death process I’ve ever seen.

Damn—no date(s)? Been there, done that once—and never again. Feel for your wife. That’s unforgivable for anyone asked to make significant event logistical planning for an event a few months away. No date given for event = I’m not considering said event as legit. 

Here’s my theory: if he makes it through the presidency (whether it ends with a resignation, impeachment, or the close of a term in office) without going directly from Oval Office to jail......it’ll happen via order from his Russian mob boss/handler buddies once he’s out of the office. And it won’t be a gunshot.…

Would Graham even know what to do with one—for himself, or for any potential partner?

It’s an ugly day, but there is zero excuse for their (Grassley, Hatch, Lee, Graham, etc) behavior and lines of questioning today. The epitome of humanity is not the white, male, Republican senator. Defense and protection of these men on *any* level needs to stop. Period. I don’t wish them harm. But they’re grown-ass…

But who writes “grounded” on their calendar, anyway? Do you somehow forget (not pretend forget)? Granted, I’m taking this whole thing with a massive box of salt.

Eh, Coulter’s too erratic for veteran minimum. And too true about Lahren—can’t connect two brain cells, let alone identify an actual “field” much less possess field awareness. Does Kelly *have* other discernable talents/skill sets, though?

Trade her to Twitter in exchange for a draft pick, or someone worthy who is currently in the minors. She needs to be benched to join her fellow blond, conservative counterparts (Coulter, Lahren, etc).

Yes, and I enjoy watching the fan base in particular eat shit—even though watching the Huskers during college football season is what my family does. My mom’s health isn’t great right now, but we bonded over how terrible the team looked on Saturday. Although I’m surprised the game didn’t kill her outright (only…

That you, Jim Tomsula?  ;)

Nice photo juxtaposition. He has Frank’s eyes, forehead, and virtually identical smile lines that will fill in as he ages. Have never been able to unsee this, and this is a huge compliment. I know, obvious comment is obvious but still.

No lie—I think of him as a long-lost Gorka spawn. Level of cravenness is about equal. Although level of revulsion for almost killing a woman because he couldn’t fucking handle a pregnancy—Christ on an ass.

Ha! Well done, and this is a laugh I needed today.

He totally does, and I forgot about this! Went to undergrad in Iowa, and I didn’t have the biggest tits in the lecture hall.....but a classmate of mine did, who spoke with him after presentation. The eyes tracking. Good god. The memory. The horror.

Great piece, by the way. For places like Yellowstone, I highly recommend going before peak tourist season starts. Went with a gaggle of friends the week before Memorial Day this year, and it was fantastic. Saw a greater range of wildlife than previous trips in late summer/early fall. Male wildlife displayed their…

Needs many, many more stars. Because it’s the fucking truth.

OK—I regret there’s only one star I can give. 

I’m happy that she had those moments of late lucidity/clarity, but oh god this hurts at the moment since I’m unexpectedly at home this week because my mother has vascular dementia and suffered a particularly bad stroke and we’re having palliative care and funeral details discussions—although all of that was outlined a…

Her aesthetic choices make blow-up dolls look like supermodels. I don’t care about her age. Her taste in men ranks her far, far lower in my estimation of her as a human being. What’s in her head matters a lot more than how she looks. Christ.

I’m personally pulling for this one. Also putting odds that the polonium will be placed in ketchup, or smeared across his phone’s touch screen.