Hello, little bitch.

I know you’re reporting what Dan Savage thinks—and that you’re not Dan Savage—but seriously, any man who thinks he’s entitled to pussy period shouldn’t get access to any pussy of any kind, period. Sex workers do not exist to be abused by entitled, immature men. Even if it’s a consensual, paid transaction—no one…

Do they have an EIC? Upon googling, I found the 2018 EIC job reqs as posted on LinkedIn, following Dodai’s departure. Little miss KatherineKK is Splinter news editor, which is as, uh, elevated as I can find (thus far).

Will take spoons off of your hands in exchange for forks. We’ve got far too many forks, but are out of spoons.

This needs more stars. Grief never EVER causes this sort of making one’s self comfortable with racist tropes, a la Kanye.

Per fuzzy memory, he didn’t go to class a whole lot—I recall he said as much in an interview. I fast-Googled, and found a reference to it in this piece from the Daily Pennsylvanian—which also happens to corroborate his absence from Wharton Dean’s List:

Ah, this is one of my favorite interviews this year. Rewatched.

We still in a Kinja that only allows one star per? Because as usual, this is gold. Say the word, and I’ll start closing up shop for this. If only 24 hours were enough, though.......and we all know it’s not.

Ditto in terms of preferring neither. But we’re not there yet in terms of being rid of either. Not even close.

I will say only this. I prefer an intelligent, malevolent assassin (particularly a female) to crassly stupid and blundering (Trump, W).

I regret I can’t give more than one star for this.

Yes. This. My father did this after residency back in the dark ages, since this sort of program has been around for decades. It needs expansion, and encouragement. It’s not easy to be a physician in a rural area. But rural areas as well as the overall physician community would gain on so many levels.

Thank you for being an informed voice, here. Meant in all seriousness. This sort of discussion is why I don’t venture over to Splinter, often.

I am, because this is what mitigating negative social determinants of health requires. I work with physicians in a major urban area, and routinely want to smack the shit out of any MD or DO who wants to sanctify themselves as an advocate for the underprivileged and underserved, but shows zero basic understanding of…

Damn—wet wool makes me cringe just like nails on a blackboard

When you put it like that “pee-tape induced WWIII”, I can’t help but think it’s perhaps the most fitting and appropriate end to the human race.

Uh, that was the land-grabbing technique of choice during the first few decades of the US’s existence. It never went away.

I propose something different: severely mitigate the societal advantages that owning property (a house, land, etc) brings to everyone. The basis of starting this country was to allow people from various European countries to obtain land, territory, people. Founding fathers were all thirsty landowners who wanted to…

No, I would have hoped for that, actually, given the nature of the whole thing. It was dense, moist cake. Could have been used in place of spackle.

Idiot who loves to cook + no skill + no self-awareness + belief that because a pastry chef married into the family that this means idiot possesses actual skills because proximity = attempts at cooking, like that horrific cake