ehh not sure about the “sex with monroe” not old enough to know this but I would think that number was pretty darn high.

As someone with fetishes, I feel like I can be my truest self by sharing as little with my family as possible.

As long as your fetish doesn’t hurt other people, I don’t care. Get on the internet, go find your fetish tribe, and you do you.

Fan-dang-o?

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Totally Geri Blank stares?

She is also great on Kimmy Schmidt.

I still give fuck it buckets as gifts, taken from Amy’s books. And SWC is one of the best shows ever created, hands down.

It’s one of my favorite shows of all time, yet whenever I reference it, it’s almost always to totally blank stares. People have no clue what they’re missing.

Yes indeedy.

Strangers With Candy is perfection.

One of the few times I’d be #teamotherwoman without any hesitation

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

It’s a solid Yes!

Oh come on. I’m a former Catholic and now atheist, and I’m disgusted by allegations of abuse. But religious groups, especially Catholic ones, contribute substantial amounts to charities and non profits and that money can keep an organization and thus its clients afloat. Signed, a social services worker primarily…

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

A lot of people probably would be fine with it.

How is this patronizing?