“707" upside down spells “LOL”

I did not understand what the big deal was about Rush until my future (still) husband took me to see them live. Have loved them ever since. I even read Neil Peart’s book.

“BILLY GET OVER HERE YOU TURD”

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

I’ve always wondered if someone could pull off a ten minute “I lost my card... Oh! Found it!” with a company with online purchasing options.

Especially this one:

They let Mr Lahey back on the force?

In my opinion, the one thing all cars really need now are automatic headlights. It is unbelievable that with all of the useless safety regulations currently imposed, car-makers are still allowed to build and sell cars without this simple feature. It is so irritating being in a rain-storm, or driving in near-dark…

FACT: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestat Galactica.

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

First of all thank you Jason for taking the time to explain the purpose of those lines. While most Jalops realize that they are there so that folks in wheelchairs can have extra space especially if they need to deploy a ramp, it seems far too many people just think they are an "extra space."

People just don't get the i3, which is sad. BMW-philes hate it because it's not a new, fast, typical BMW. BMW haters hate it because... it's a BMW. Everyone else on the internet apparently hates the looks, but honestly, I don't think there's a single car in the last 10 years that has grown on me so much the more I see…

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Also, Takata secretly tasted their airbags. No word on whether the taste was similar to poultry.

I always take it to mean "You have the right of way, but there's an elevated chance that other drivers might not realize this, so proceed with caution"

I have lived here for only a few weeks, but I truly believe that anyone with the attitude that Philly is the 'worst city in America' MUST have only been to about four US cities in their lifetime. This place is great — everyone's negative opinion seems to be related to the sports fans, and I don't follow sports, so…

Damnit Tina! (sorry for quality...dumb YouTubers...)

Maybe it's... "Stop giving blanket advice..."

Shouldn't that be.. "Stop giving blanket's advice.." ?