I feel bad for laughing but when a dog doesn’t want to wear a costume and just stands there...ahhhhh

HOBO CAMP! hobo camp?

“Blank stares”

Seriously, tow drivers are either the sweetest people you ever met or complete douchenozzles.

Drunk superman flicking shot glasses at the bartender!!!

Haha “I get child prostiution jokes but dead baby jokes are too far” lol

Ha! I was going to say maybe if there wasn’t a bong included with every favor this situation would be a little less hazy.

I’m calling the authorities. WHO FORGETS A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER?! :)

You shut it. I don’t care what’s in it, Skippy rules. :)

A “natural” reaction? I see what you did there. Gotta stir it up!

YES!!

I was very proud of my collection of Red Bull cans in my old Escort wagon. Just started to crest the tops of the backseats but some came under the driver’s seat. Even then my dumbass self thought “this could be dangerous”

This was my existence for many years. You know what feels good? Giving someone a lift and you don’t have to clear the backseat and floor out first.

There was a time when I only changed my wiper blades in the pouring rain.

I thought the car pulled way too far forward for parallel parking. A car behind the Tesla would probably not notice or stop too late, blocking the spot.

I don’t people really think through how much it sucks to be hit by a car, or get into an accident. Sure, you were right but do you want to be laid up in the hospital and go through all that or just maybe let the car (as a driver or pedestrian) go and get on with your life?

I agree with crossing quickly and telegraphing your moves to the driver, but also this serves the purpose of getting the fuck out of the way of something that could kill you! Why do people hang out in the crosswalk? I always see people stopping to look at their phone in my shop’s driveway, exactly where there’s a good…

I had someone walking with a parka hood up, back to me, walking down the middle of the street. A small, one lane street with a speed limit of maybe 10 due to how small the street is. I tap the horn ‘bip’ you know “excuse me, car coming”. No response. I’m crawling a good 15 feet back now. ‘Bip-bip!” Again, nothing.…

I think “gee, wish I could take the sidewalk, go the wrong way, and blow through intersections as I feel”.

Holy shit, the trudgers piss me off. Especially when they look up from their phones “oh a car” and look down and continue trudging. Fuck. You.