Ah, just like the PPA here in Philly. I’ve gotten inspection tickets from them in paid spots.

It totally looked like him, too!

This is the car I tear up the Streeps with!

Why not just set one loose in Whole Foods and return in a hour?

“Look! A kinkajou!!” (Arm falls off)

Once I made two end tables out of vhs tapes stacked lego-style.

McDonald’s food is food.

Does not changing the battery in a key fob count? As if someone needed an easier way to drive off in my 99 Civic? I did that. And they did. Facepalms forever.

Just don’t get the Jimmy legs

Cicada, huh? Like the 17 year variety? Not bad.

“Sometimes I wet the sheets. Sometimes I brown them too!”

Baby Drumpf is worth more fresh out of the womb than I will ever earn in my lifetime.

I do think it’s cool in that way, and you’re right about the limo angle. I still think it’s pretty much suited to the purpose of a grand entrance, like a wedding or something. The President wouldn’t roll in one of these for sure. I don’t think it’s always a good option to dump all the kids out in the parking lot of a…

My copyrighted term for quick-built Eco Houses that are springing up on every empty lot around here. Like a McMansion but trendy loft style.

Ha! That’s why I NEVER EVER EVER make grand proclamations. ;)

There was a fenced off lot around the corner from me in Philly and there were at least 8 Chevettes in there. They all dissapeared and McLofts have taken their place though.

2000s Lexus, Acura and 2000s Nissan Altima feels like the right direction, but hard to tell from the photos. Also was thinking 2000s Chryslers and Dodges possibly but maybe I’m way off base.

If I can’t attribute to a source (or am just making stuff up) i just say I heard something on NPR about it.

“Going to help Africa.....know it’s Christmastime”