umm, no.

If I pay you extra will you tell me now?

Something stinks here. In what world does one pay cash for a car and not receive a title? There are three things that determine ownership here. The car, the title, and the cash. If one possesses the vehicle and the title, it can’t be repo’ed. Bad on grandpa for letting the kid fork over cash and not get a title.…

Don’t shop at scumlots :( 

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This is one of the dumbest false equivalences I’ve ever seen

Secondly, lay off the condescending attitude towards entry level employees

Covid, engage!

Leaked dealer service note:

Clearly he didn’t use SmartWater.

You gotta step up your obnoxious game the minute you get to the airport.

Bring a carryon you can’t lift over your head. Struggle loudly trying to put it in the overhead. Get huffy when someone asks if they can help.

Find the nastiest, smelliest food in the airport, buy a huge bag full of it, and starting eating at pushback.

So those saber-rattling racists didn’t name it the Happy Happy Long March Dragon Carrier. Wonders never cease.

“Won’t somebody think of the children‽”

Ban all cars and shut down all roads. If nobody was allowed to drive, then nobody would die in vehicle crashes. I solved the problem for you.

This is the real question. Is there any vehicle where you can double the horsepower from the engine without any other changes and expect it to last? I mean, sure, there’s a 3 year warranty on the supercharger, but that’s a pretty safe bet when they know you’re going to blow up basically every other component in 3…

The dude literally got a case of the vapors because he saw some signs that he didn’t like while traveling across the great state of Nebraska.

The Corvette vacuum sucks.

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see where things go from here — just a passing look at what happened a decade ago.

It’s the new Ford Flex!