Does this mean that they’re gonna stop labeling mid tier cars as AMG now?

And an aftermarket radio. So not the one the factory put in.

Enough HP is defined by the ability to spin the tires from corner exit to corner entrance. That is all you need

Gas tax is one of the most reliable ways to get tax money from the poor.  In a country where 40+ percent pay effectively no income tax it wont take long for the government to figure it out and get their money.

Hey hey hey no need to start calling people names. It all gets a little derivative after all. 

Somebody checked their carrion?

I feel like my Kizashi advocacy is finally paying off, finally.

Remember your disdain for cops next time someone is committing a crime against you. That way you can avoid doing something silly, like call them to help you.

Obesity is the easiest way to avoid kidnapping. NOBODY kidnaps fat people. It is entirely too much work.

Jason, I can see how you find this confusing, but you need to understand exactly how the unique Tesla system works. I’ll break it down for you.

Once upon a time I rented a Mercedes Sprinter which had a really big obvious emergency-flasher thing, not just a button, sticking out the top of the dash; I did something stupid and crashed and needed to turn on the emergency flashers urgently; but apparently I pushed instead of pulling or whatever, and the Luminous…

Do you really think the 10 thou of thickness variation due to FDR’s hairline has any effect at all on weather a brake rotor is good or bad?

Finally. After a week and a half of trolling us with the wildest No Dice picks you could find, you come across with the good stuff. Big-block, four-speed Corvette convertible in Resale Red, at a price right at the very bottom of the market.

Jalopnik writers: Cannonball runs are bad and speeding is bad and so is racing!
Also Jalopnik wirters: This person who was driving 18mph over the speed limit should not have been pulled over in the first place!

we should just go full Japanese woodworking and only use joinery to build cars.

I really dislike the tank graphics, but otherwise I think it looks neat!

I own a 6.0. Can confirm - worst engine (and worst truck - it’s not the the engine that makes these trucks shitty) that’s ever leaked oil on my driveway. I’ve regretted owning it every day it sits waiting to go back to the mechanic, and that’s almost every day I’ve owned it except the days it’s actually at the…

How is it possible the Ford 6.0 and 6.4 diesels didn’t make this list. There are no other modern era engines are so unreliable, needlessly complex, and poorly engineered and manufactured. 

You could fill this list with nothing but early Diesel engines. The VW Rabbit Diesel (also used in the Transporter.) The Chevette Diesel. The GM 5.7 Diesel. The Oldsmobile 4.3 Diesel. The GM 6.5L Diesel. The naturally aspirated mechanical injected Ford 7.3L Diesel (Actually, an International engine.) The Ford 6.0L…