Ahh, looking down your nose at your fellow proletariat. You will be first to die class-traitor, intelligentsia scum.

Become? Was that before or after the parent company killed itself with Hulk Hogan’s penis?  

Wait, who’s non-white here? The police, the crackhead or the man in Walmart? Sounds like you are assuming someone’s race. That’s pretty racist. Also you are deprecating the traditional representative of the poor, ‘the man in Walmart’.  Sounds pretty elitist.  I’m offended as fak over here.

The waxy crayon smell is specific to eurotrash leather interiors.   

Super taster or not, cilantro is objectively fucking gross.  Grapefruit however is delicious.  

I bet ur german car didn’t have a pretty unique Diesel engine though. Your first big repair on this thing will be double what you mentioned. It’s a real dice roll. You’d have to be ok with just walking away from this thing within a year.  Either that or learn to fix it yourself, haha.  Good bloody luck with that.

Is that a worm gear final drive in the schematic image? How in the flippin hell..?

I think the addition of the rear sway bar might be what he was referring to. Half a minute on google seems to indicate that for daily use, good tires and pressures should get you to a nice slight understeer. Rear sway bar, possibly adjustable, will get you more neutral, and as we know, neutral can turn sketchy in a…

Those are high tech glow plugs. Stupid people always make that mistake. They’re all like, ‘but it has spark plugs’, so we have branded them BUT plugs.

Guys, I know this is a black lives matter site now, but when someone misidentifies a motor to that degree, in a thread about misidentifying the motor, on an article poking fun at vapourware, it’s probably safe to assume they are joking. Anyway, back to our comfort zone: defund the police, Blm, Kill the rich.   

If you’ll consult the options list, sir, you will clearly understand that you are viewing the “V8 Turbo Diesel engine” powerplant.  

Ur doing jalopnik wrong.  Relevant comments are only to be made after you have proven yourself hero of the downtrodden.  Only one star for you.

340 people indicate that you chose the right echo chamber.  Virtue signal level: expert.

If this quote doesn’t tell people that gizmodo, nee gawker, has imploded up its own asshole into a singularity of troll-based, clickbait, malevolent stupidity, I’m not sure what will.

Or, the people you rely on to live have been working the whole time, and they think that you are the whiner, and they would like their corvettes.

Ha. That’s the first thing I noticed as well.

Little know fact:  everyone in the province of Alberta has rolled a car.  

This is exactly the thing to fill that penis shaped hole in my life.

Holy crap. I know several people who would drive a shipping container powered by an air cooled diesel. It’s only a matter of moments before this becomes a trend.

Yep, knowing what we know about fca, it’d be bloody shocking if they weren’t actively paying off gm employees for inside information (and probably vicey versey)