The only thing better would be the ragtop. Feel that frame flex, baby.

Mazda used to get half B-series, half rangers pretty regular for a while there in the early 00’s

NA, SELL TITS.

And make the dirt section the part where they can use chains and iron pipes on each other, Road Rash style.

This will only be cool if we can get authentic (douche)bagger riders.

That should be a bonus level in that stupid off-road video game they keep shilling for on here.

And the used prices dictate lease residuals which is an enormous part of the mid luxury business.  

I betcha with the modern doodads like stability control tuned for towing, and electronic trailer sway control, you could make it way less sketchy.

“If you can bribe a union, you can bribe a judge.”

Chinese Export, Chinese Excrement, Certain Electrocution, Cheesey Electronics, etc and so on.

I was just having the same eclipse rx8 gangbang thought as I scrolled over your comment. So mazdubishi front, cybertruck middle, and I don’t know what ass end, maybe Lambo?

“our vehicles have been used to deploy chemical weapons banned by the Geneva Convention.”

Defund the Train Police!!  Battery Life Matters!

It’ll be 250 on premium. Not sure why they don’t advertise it as such. All competitors in that power range require premium.

Is that a mechanical S&M dungeon?

Like it basically wasn’t there?

If not for the jeep compatriot how would all of those low/no credit people been slammed into predatory car loans??

If you tow regularly, and especially if you tow regularly with lots of hills, an HD is a no brainer.

Yep, a crew 1/2 ton is the obvious answer here, but jalopnik so...

Yep. That was the winner.  Should have been titled: “How to suck a bunch of evil totalitarian jizz out of CCPenis and spit it down the drain along with your own credibility.”  Le barf.