Haha. I tried the flip-flops.

Zx-14 in 2008, first bike . Whole asshole dealership lined up to see me off. No drops yet. Dealership went tits up 2 years later. Fuck those dickheads.

“Ford sounds about as uncool as you would expect for someone born into wealth”

I like this bit: “...along with continuing demand, indicate the Jeep Wrangler Unlimited meets or exceeds customer expectations.”

What are the residual values ?

Fire yourself.

And since a beetle can probably only muster up say 800lbs of line pull on asphalt, you’d need a 20:1 reduction just to stop the rig pulling it off the cliff.

3. I’m Canadian and that’s disgusting.  Sounds eastern.

Jalopnik:

Is no one gonna comment on the irony of a cuck showing a trar?

Obviously not n/a. Where did you read n/a?

“...not having fun anymore...fighting for your life”

Luckily it’s not the dealers that approve credit (usually), and unlike with homes, ain’t no one gonna believe that new cars do anything but tank in value. Therefore the finance corps aren’t gonna approve you unless they are pretty sure you can pay.

Yes! The world would be a far better place if only essential people moved about. We could have government officials checking people’s paperwork to ensure that the movement was essential, and we could incentivize people to report their friends and family for moving around unnecessarily.

The mission, should you choose to accept it:

Came for the dumbest takes on economics the internet can produce. Left smug but disappointed in humanity.

Ya I wasn’t uncomfortable but the guy was a flaming dick hole to be walking out there not clipped on. Endangered everyone else on board who would have to rescue his stupid fucking ass and they were smiling at him.  Idiots, all of them.

A business trying to sell it’s goods for as much as possible?  You don’t say.

*Everything you hate about New York hipsters is on Raphael Orlove.