Take the time to learn basic bike maintenance. You dont want to be a guy who has to lug his bike to a shop for the equivalent of calling a handyman to change your lightbulbs, and you dont want to get somewhere and not know how to fix something well enough so you can get back without dispatching an SOS.

This movie will probably be as bland as all the other ones, and point taken that it would be better to have an age appropriate actress play the lead, but on the devil’s advocate tip there are four other women billed in their mid 30s or older and it cant get much easier than getting a Lawrence vehicle funded. That in…

I dont think they look especially alike.

Wouldn’t that be the difference between games press and games blogger?

The fuck is a MOBA?

Max was robbed, lets be real. This season had a high average of talent but no real breakouts. I also feel like it was engineered somewhat around the returning queen conceit, which I always hate in competition shows. But they rushed out a few high caliber contestants to add drama when they all got a chance to return,…

Ron Bennington sleepwalked through an interview with Gordon recently and she really wasn't going to do any of the lifting, especially when he didn't seem to know very much about her and asked some fairly callous questions about Sonic Youth getting back together, the band breaking up, and Kurt Cobain. I was pretty…

If you're looking at a veloster on the open road you are bar none watching someone drive like a total fucking douchebag.

Is she in The Slap? That would be the greater outrage.

You dont need to take your shirt off to get a tattoo there, Rex.

You are not kidding about mattress salesmen. One rainy ass labor day I went to sears to buy a mattress and the guy was such an overbearing, sad sack cliche I faked a phone call and ran away rather than tell him I was going to see if I liked the Ikea mattresses better. I'm pretty sure he would've blown his brains out…

JK Rowling is like "pshhh, amateurs. On screen action, dont you know you can just retcon all this shit?"

Over the last few years Alex has given less and less of a fuck about being a genial host and really pushed forward his own (I'm assuming) personality. It's occasionally cantankerous and frequently sarcastic. It's the reason he's the best host on TV. And currently really loving Rooks, I hope she fucking stomps it…

Stories like this are important. He fucked up and said he fucked up and is making an effort to not fuck up again. He can go on and so can we. It shows that the people making an effort to improve things aren't a mob salting the Earth behind them, or a mafia that is going to black ball someone because of a mistake. …

The absolute last word in fall beverages should be horchata. It's spiced and sweet but doesn't taste like a diabetic baby threw up in a carton of half and half. It's great with all kinds of food, at any time of day. It's cultural but easy to pronounce. It's so good that shitty ass Vampire Weekend couldn't fuck it…

Dont know why they'd do it for weed rehab but just yesterday my brother was telling me how amazingly well all his developmentally disabled students do in equine therapy. He says it's by far the most successful program his school runs.

The home plate umpire is forbidden to take the ball out to the pitcher any time the catcher gets backsacked by a change up in the dirt.

Big Jay Oakerson on his podcast with Dan Soder (funny shit go find it) said that if you showed Goonies from the parent's perspective it would look like the movie Prisoners.

I didn't ever read him as gay, even after she said it and I reread the books to specifically see him as gay. And as a matter of fact his one gay relationship puts him in a really negative spot in his life. Dumbledore is always going to be asexual in my mind. Authors dont have the final say on their characters,…

If your restaurant is any good why is it in Florida?