Who are you, Billy Ray Valentine?
Hey, look at what happened *last friggin’ month* to Bridget Fonda after some-20 years of fading into obscurity: a fucking paparazzo figured out where she lived, *staked out her house*, and took photos of her looking like a normal middle-aged mom. She had gained a lot of weight and some of the press were rather cruel…
We can’t blame a former supermodel, whose entire livelihood depended upon being hot, for wanting to fight off the curse of aging and hold onto what she’s got for dear life. Getting older as a celebrated beauty in full view of the world after being documented during the best years of your life has to be quite the…
Regarding that last line, Jim Justice can tongue-fuck that disgusting dog of his. I hope he’s proud of being the governor of METHLAND.
How ill the IOC members buy new boats without those bribes though? They can’t ALL go to work for FIFA!
The most exciting thing so far is wondering how the little Russian skater girl has managed to get a heart condition. WTF is going on in Russia these days anyway?
Someone has spent a lot of money on NFTs.
You know what? I was wrong and I regret my earlier comment.
Maybe instead of wasting time signing this stupid petition y’all can just line up to give Elon a tugger yourselves.
‘while ignoring the elephant in the room’
See also; Disney, which has been telling their customers to fuck off for the past year, which coincidentally lines up with the time they started hemorrhaging experienced staff due to the move of the corporate offices from liberal, corpo-hating California to the lawless plutocracy of Florida.
How is our knife crime going? Could be better, but could be a lot worse, thanks for asking. The rates have been higher in recent years, unfortunately, following a dip in the middle of the last decade - they’ve gone up from around 200 deaths a year to around 224 in 2020 (2021 figures aren’t out yet).
I always say this when the issue of gun rights comes up. Good guys with guns are only good until they turn bad. Like in this instance.
Hitchhiker: How do you know I’m not a serial killer?
I said that handguns were banned, which in effect they are. There are some small exceptions for muzzle-loading black-powder pistols used for the killing of injured animals by trained animal welfare officers, and for some antique weapons, but for all normal intents and purposes it’s a total ban. Even our Olympic pistol…
Had he been wearing a properly-fitted bra, those moobs would have stayed under control. Once those oscillations began, it was game over.
Since we’re comparing Grandmothers - my American Grandma shot a man on the side of the road in the central valley back in the 30s. Apparently her and a friend were hitchhiking, caught a ride with a man, and when he started following them on foot after dropping them at the side of the road they realized his intentions…
Right but the problem is that Pennsyltucky all around Allegheney County and pennsylvania as a whole has stacked the state capitol so full of idiot republicans that refuse to raise any taxes or spend on infrastructure. This shit has to come from the state coffers moreso than the federal level if you ask me. This bridge…