I hope those cookies will have THC in them. She will still be awful but calm at least.

OH MY GOD IT IS. The racist hat trick. Sexism, racism, religious discrimination. If she could have just thrown in some body shaming or something.

Don't worry; there's plenty of people here already making excuses for her racism!

when is it okay to threaten to kill someone's children? If this had been a black dude threatening a white suburban housewife do you think you would be making excuses for him right now?

Yeah...I've been in near accidents before and I don't think I've ever threatened to get a gun and kill someone's family due to their perceived ethnicity and/or racial heritage.

I'm in the same sleepy boat as Rebecca, so I'll leave you with this:

I'm from Boston, even in my worst moments I haven't yet that kind of racist dribble. I doubt that in "fear" we randomly blurt our most hateful racist commentary.

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

but burt, we don't have the full story. what if he was wearing something provocative?!?!?!?!

They have always fixated on whether white women are fucking minority men. Probably because they secretly would like to watch it.

She's also really irrationally obsessed with his mother and who she had sex with. Is that a racist thing? Do racists fixate on the personal lives of people's moms now?

I can't help but lol at her for calling him both an Atheist and a Muslim in the same breath.

So grandmotherly!

I thought she said "Alaska" on the video, but I was trying to sort through a lot of racist crap flooding my ears at the time.

"DUDE. DUUUUUUUUUUDE. I MARRIED A PRINCE. FREAKING. PRINCE. I'M BASICALLY JULIA STILES, BITCHEZ. OMG who wants to go get tacos? I totally feel like tacos."

"Taken just before Ms. Middleton's laugh quickly turned to horror as it finally just hit her that one day she'll be the Queen of England."

"So I sez to him, I sez..."

"HEY. HEY. Lets do to karaoke. No come on. Let's do karaoke. I sing a real good Beyonce. Do you know 'Listen'? It's from Dreamgirls."

Why are internationally traded goods excluded??

Can someone help me find my eyes? They fell out from rolling them too hard about Justin Bieber's tattoos...