Nope, my mom did my hair at that time and she was heavy handed as fuck. There's no pain like a heavy handed momma snatching though your tangles with all her might. Jem could move around in ways that Barbie couldn't with the exception of her neck.

I've had "your husband is super handsome" comments range from a good for you tone to straight up confused. I saw his smile from across the bar, told him to invite me over, and the rest is history...... so yes, FUCK THAT NOISE!

"My friend tries to score dates with really hot guys."

Those stylin' pasties may be the high point of her career.

Ass = no censor
Tits = fish censor?

Am I the only one wondering WHY the fish is MOVING?

THIS IS WHY WOMEN NEED EDUCATION AND OPTIONS.

Also, anyone who says you're not a feminist because you do feminism your own way has a very narrow view of the situation and should be taken with a large grain of salt. You do you, LibraryChick.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.