Same thing goes for older black folks - they really fucking love Jesus, don’t care for abortions, and value being humble, thrifty, and working hard. If the Republican party was simply “conservative” and not “fucking psychotic racists”, they’d win a majority of them.

Whether you know it or not, you are the man for whom the alternate-universe 2020 Mitsubishi Mirage Turbo was created.

Sometimes I see an E39 and think “Yeah, that’s solidly handsome” and sometimes I think “Man, the fucking Frankenstein brow on that thing jeez”.

When I was car shopping I just about fell out of my chair laughing when I realized that a new Golf R would have been about the fastest car on the planet for almost all the 70's and a good chunk of the 80's (not even to mention what a tune and $1-$2k in go-fast-parts can do to a modern turbo setup). I think cars are…

Of course the issue is the heat they’re getting, not the racism. From a purely mercenary capitalist perspective, the racist imbecile market is too large to ignore, unless it starts to cost you the non-asshole-demographic. I’m very thankful for the people who turn up that heat.

LOL at “horrible neighborhoods”. There’s Popeyes locations in towns I don’t think one of those scary “minorities” have ever even driven through. This is the shrillest dog whistle I’ve ever heard in my life. This guy must not feel safe anywhere on this planet.

ZOMG HILARIOUS LOLZ YEET DABZ

A properly-made, fresh Whopper, consumed shortly after purchase, is still close to my shitty fast-food burger ideal. 99.7% of the Whoppers I have consumed have been laughably far from what doesn’t seem like that high a bar to clear.

Their fries, once the star of the BK Show, have been horrible the last 50 times I’ve gone there (the line at McD’s can be like 20 minutes). They taste like the fries you’re thinking of, but rinsed in a strainer and then served to you.

All of this and I find out a commenter I liked was an unfunny insecure dick whose jokes fucking suck. That’s the saddest thing for me. And a lousy sandwich will never not beat no sandwich at all.

It sucks that it comes to this, but I actually have a fair amount of friends who feel like they’ve been forced into somewhere on the spectrum of “I fucking swear they’ll believe you died at 62" to “They won’t even ever learn your names” in order for their parents/in-laws to cut out their shit.

Oooooh... grammy would be in a headlock until she understood she’ll die alone in a bad nursing home before we have to have another talk about this little matter. And I don’t even have kids.

I used to work the door at a until-5am nightclub in Chicago, and saw a fair amount of sportsballers.

Faygo is from MI, I was simply trying to help you craft better insults. You’re usually way better at it than this.

I live in Chicago, numbnuts. Which is on one of the Great Lakes, which are the “lakes” mentioned in “The Great Lakes Region”.

Cheap pop (and virtually never called “soda”) made in Detroit. One of the regional things that people who move away get excited to see again when they visit.

Dudebra: *thinks Chicagoans are dirty rubes*

Trying to insult someone from Michigan/Great Lakes Region with Faygo is like trying to insult a NOO YAWKA with saying “Enjoy your bagels!” or “OH YEAH? Maybe just go hang out in Times Square some more!!!”

Having eaten enough of them to teach a doctorate-level course, I think it’s just a BK burger patty mushed up. Just throw a bunch on the floor and stomp away.

I think this is one of the best arguments/uses for Impossible or Beyond products - I’m okay with a steak being a steak, but there’s no reason a cow needs to die to make garbage food. Taco Bell could be using that meat-flavored toothpaste for dogs for all I know. If I’m there, I want cheap salty trash with bad hot…