She’s clearly the ‘Girlfriend Chameleon’. Anyone that knows her is likely baffled that she went fishing. 

HE would never pay $2500 for something nor would he buy something so clean.

You’re telling us you didn’t buy that jeep and expect us to believe it?

I’d rather be disappointed than ignorant, Michael

This series would be much more entertaining if we learned what past entrants actually ended up buying

Stay tuned for an instructional video on how to freeze half a bottle of water..

But on Wednesday afternoon in particular, he spent at least part of his time at the White House with the Emir of Kuwait spewing his complaints about veteran journalist Bob Woodward’s explosive new book about the administration.

And you clicked and commented so...

Hey! I have complete confidence in my ability to crash my car into a tree.

Point of clarification:

I got to sit in the traffic jam created by that giraffe.

omg that’s not Nicole Richie. I think that’s the chick who played the sister, Laurie, on That 70s show, who is dead now :/

1. Get a better realtor.

“Same thing with other countries like the European Union.”

Pretty predictable, the Jalop day:

The fucking moron also talked about military pay raises and suggested the audience was “too patriotic to take it.” “Do you want it?” he said.

Do yourself a favor and just turn it off for any messaging app that you can. Read receipts cause unnecessary stress and problems more often than they provide benefit. I’d prefer not even seeing if other people have read my messages or not.

Use your voice to make phone calls:

There it is!!! Get it!

Justin Verlander got one. All he’s done is break our Tigers’ fans hearts, win a World Series with Houston and continue to bang and knock up Kate Upton. I see nothing about a Ford GT in his life.