Imagine finding that in the seat back. Holy chicken tits. 

My mom told someone she had me in August. I was born in November. 

If you glance really quickly at the middle picture it looks like an inflated Mini Cooper. 

I fucking love it. All these negative comments are from dudes that wear tighty-whities and are patiently waiting for their monthly HJ from their wife to release the tension and hostility. Live a little. And we know, you could have done better. 

Have you ever been to La Jolla? It’s the capital of the Becky and Brett’s. I’ve witnessed grown ass men wearing UGG boots and Patagonia jackets sipping coffee during a Christmas parade in 70 degree weather. I think one woman called the police because a black man was standing next to her. Witnesses later described said…

When I watched this story last night I instantly labeled him as having the most punchable face on the internet. After just now noticing the mini-mustaches above his eyes it is in fact confirmed. 

It was exactly that. She follows 1.6M people so my excitement was quickly shattered but for that brief second I mattered. 

The actual woman who did the original Siri voice followed me on twitter and I have never been more confused in my entire life when I got that alert. 

Tommy Lee? 

Click on the tweet in the article it will take you to the post. I don’t understand this new embedded feature which takes you to the actual site of the posting, instead of just putting the picture in the article. Huge pain in the ass with the videos they post. 

Because we are a society of creating solutions to problems that 15 years ago we all seemed to be able to figure out. Now grown ass adults are looking for guidance and approval for the most basic things. Common sense died in the 90's. 

If only we could shine like this everyday. 

Same here in Detroit. 

Ok, I understand I’m in the gray’s and that’s fine. It’s totally fine. But can someone explain to me this new embedded video feature? Can anyone else get it to expand? Or am I just an idiot? I’m sick of watching half videos. 

Only 4 available? I can’t fucking stand poor people.

Just curious about that red...thing up there. What does that do to you as an enthusiast? Looks more like a SEMA build to me. 

What a stupid fucking joke. 

Years ago I had community service, because I love the community and shit. We had to take a PBT before we were allowed on the van. They informed us not to eat Honey Buns before arriving because they gave a reading of alcohol. They figured this out only after watching the cameras and seeing other like minded community…

Before I had my license my father tried to teach me how to drive his manual Toyota truck. 2nd time I stalled it he freaked out and said never mind we’ll get you an automatic for your first car. I never said another word. At 16 I picked out my first car with a manual, it was a Suzuki X-90. Which to this day is still…

He looks like a thumb.