Last time I got teased my girlfriend was pregnant with someone else’s kid. Reveal the damn car already or scrap it. Try it out. 

Mondays in Russia are opposite day. Everyone knows that broski. 

It’s going to be that 100%. And then they’ll post a video how the car is just too loud and fast lolz. God damn kids. 

Am I the only one that thinks it’s hilarious that the two people who asked that the plane NOT be turned around and allowed to continue on got kicked off too? 

Ya know that very simple statement reminded me of when I ordered my groceries online and they loaded them in my trunk. That was kind of nice. I wish we had that in Michigan now. I only laughed at Oregon because at the time it was such a big deal. Now I feel bad for them having to switch. I’m sorry Oregon. 

He’s from Oregon. The same state that almost imploded over having to pump their own gas. There are probably some 7 year olds walking around looking exactly like him. I’d say he’s between 37 and died 4 years ago. 

The most impressive thing to ever happen in Ohio right here.

She’s gaining strength.