Goal. The other goal. Jesus Christ.

You can look at my mile splits in distance races and know exactly which port-a-potties I stopped at.

My story is worse. When *I* got my 26.2 magnet for my Prius, I discovered that there’s not enough magnetic material on the back of the Prius, so I had to go back and switch the magnet out for a sticker.

And she drew the foul that led to Rapinoe’s free kick for the other tool

Around 2 min, cop says something (I can’t make it out) that causes him to respond “My name is William, not ‘suspect’!”

Please tell me you meant LOOSER fitting shorts! :)

Other considerations for runners with non-typical-runner-shaped bodies:

Hoo boy. Everything about this is toxic. Incels would be funny to me if they weren’t so dangerous. And every time I read about them I have this thought that if I could just find some and talk to them, I could convince them that they’re just plain wrong about everything and if they just started treating women like…

That is not who we are or want to be.

Oh for god’s sake. I just pulled up my receipt for my original Pixel and it’s January 12, 2017.

You’re right. It’s totally unfair.

Worth noting that these seem to be 2017 models. At least, the Ghost and Levitate models are from 2017. Probably not really fair to say the list prices for those are $120 and $150...

Worth noting that these seem to be 2017 models. At least, the Ghost and Levitate models are from 2017. Probably not…

Oh god help me I’m writing a GoT take on a sports blog.

I bought this watch 2 years ago when it was still $200 at the local running store. Totally worth it, still an essential part of running today. Suggestions: buy it at YOUR running store instead of Amazon. It’ll probably be a few bucks more but having a brick and mortar running store is in your interest. And buy extra…

I bought this watch 2 years ago when it was still $200 at the local running store. Totally worth it, still an…

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Small quick thing but it’s Public Interest Research Group, not Public Interest Group

Hm, maybe. There’s someone in IMDB with the same name as me, who is associated with entertainments that were extremely sleazebaggy. More than one new acquaintance has googled me and come back with “are you really the guy from X” and been relieved when I’m clearly not.

They used to give you the category, in the pre-online-test days

???? I didn’t get one!

Me too on potato peels