Every Thanksgiving, my sister puts on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, despite the fact that we’ve seen it a hundred times already. We can practically quote every single line. But that’s the power of John Candy, dammit.

The car on fire scene in Planes, Trains & Automobiles can still make my brother and I laugh too hard. Also, many many sketches from SCTV. 

This is the holy-grail of comments.

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

The fact that it doesn’t have to meet “real” crash standards, has a max-speed of 28, and is basically a glorified golf-cart might have to do with it.

It’s almost like we have a capitalistic economy driven by consumer interest.

“in a year where Hannah Gadsby, Ali Wong, Cameron Esposito, and more all had amazing specials, not a single woman made the list.”

You think Kevin Hart’s $57M came from specials?

Good thing you definitely understand how money is made in standup. 

Said puppet-bias was pointed out online by headliner Kathy Griffin, who noted that, in a year where Hannah Gadsby 

These comedians make money by touring and selling tickets primarily. This reflects the fact that women comedians either don’t tour as much or can’t get people to buy tickets to see them perform at the same rate right? Who are we complaining about now? The general population for not demanding to see female comics and…

Shhh, I didn’t want to tell anyone about The Eisbock Exception. 

Didn’t change the flavor profile at all.

I could do it for you.

The WHCA ridiculousness with Wolf was particularly notable but it bears remembering: this is an odious event, and has been for as long as I’ve been politically aware. Stephen Colbert was also way over whatever imaginary line Wolf went over, during the GWBush administration, and the responses to his performance, while…

And I understand why he’s popular with Black Americans, considering I count myself among them. His economic policies speak to the issues that directly impact Black people which I mentioned in my first post. I support him on more issues than any other politician I can remember. But it’s increasingly difficult to…

Bernie has an 85% Approval Rating among black democrats and a 73% Approval Rating among all Blacks. He literally leads the country in approval from African Americans among active politicians. LOL

HE IS ON YOUR side you dumb f*cks, he marched with King WHEN HE WAS A 20 YEAR OLD FFS. here is the actual quote. You morons love eating your own.

He shouldn’t run but I’m sick of people saying “he’s not a Democrat!” Who gives a fuck about party label? Democrat isn’t a sports teams, only policies matter.

Well, that didn’t work for me at all. It was tonal whiplash of a type that didn’t connect for me, and I don’t really have a cultivated appreciation for modern dance at all.

but by mocking Al Gore by having him get hysterical about a half-man half-pig half-bear creature that appears to be imaginary, there was the undeniable implication that global warming wasn’t real.

This was so much better than a B episode. You’re just pissed they made fun of Al Gore, aren’t you?