Not sure how old you are but this should cover it. It’d be like if the Romans waited where Jesus was being resurrected and killed him again right when he came back.

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

I’m not much for superlatives, but being in the totality of the eclipse was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. I struggle with how to describe it. I didn’t take pictures. I didn’t take video. I stood for a minute thirty, mouth agape. Whatever distance people traveled to be in the path, it was worth it. I was…

s c o o b ?

Superior engineering, right down to the infrastructure!

Went out side for a break at around 3 and this was parked outside. I feel like this is somehow relevant. Maybe all dual monitor setups should just be XK120 sims.

Double Dragon was my favorite arcade game.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

#BrickLivesMatter

With British reliability, it’s more like Walk U Are.

Fuck that, I have been in the bank when it was getting robbed at gunpoint and I just grabbed my wife and got the fuck out. My life and my families life is more important than anyone else to me, and includes you. Fuck You.

I can imitate the sounds many modified Civics make with my anus.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

That’s pretty much what I’ve been saying for weeks now - we’re going to war with China and that’s a war WE WILL NOT WIN.

How do you go from thoughtful and respectful decision making to this fucking travesty we have now is beyond me.

I highly, highly recommend reading Brian Wood’s “DMZ” series, about a civil war breaking out with Manhattan becoming the DMZ between the two sides and how people are surviving there. It’s amazing and frightening. One of the best things I’ve ever read.

We’re done here.

Upon seeing this video, Minos wrapped his tail around his body 7 times, thereby sentencing Davis to the first ring of the seventh circle of hell on account of Davis’s viciously murdering his neighbor.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

Naw man you need them triple turbo kits