HOV is on the left or else we’d be exiting through it, DVP doesn’t have an HOV lane unless there is one past Eglington they’ve just put one in.

The east bound DVP on ramp at spadina at 8 am and the people that don’t wait in the left que lane (because they’re raised by wolves) and just shove their ass in right before the on ramp? Either A4's or 320i’s, every fucking time.

York Mills/DVP is mess during rush hour (this was filmed in Toronto) and the amount of awesome like this is daily, and they speed trap it pretty hard so this guy is just stupid or from out of town. It’s pretty common knowledge not to be an idiot on the DVP and Allen Rd., notorious speed traps... also why didn’t the…

Never seen a bottle get thrown at a car, could be because I’m in Canada and we’re all polite and shit, but really, bottles thrown at high speed out a window on a freeway?

This. Pass them on the right and move back into the left after you’ve passed them. Check your rearview and they’ll usually move over to the right a lane, or they’ll speed up to your bumper to “make a point” at which point I’ll slow down and return the turd favour.

Or when the guy on the pedal bike waits for you to make the left before he goes.

You need a hug.

You had a nine year old PC that ran new games really well?

The Fall

Just smoke a joint, it throws them off. Plus you’ll meet other non-drunks awkwardly looking for a way out, strike up conversations you’ll remember while still being able to perform for the recently single art student who hates her drunk ex.