Why make the Eternals your next cosmic property when you could be making a Darkhawk movie! (also where is the Nova movie? America is demanding a movie about the #1 spider-man knock off who wears a bucket on his head)

Official and correct rankings of people who lived in the loft
1. Winston
2. Nick
3. Furguson
4. Theodore K. Mullens (Schmidt’s lover on the down low)
5. Schmidt
6. Coach
7. Jess
8. Megan Fox
9. Winston when all his plots were like “Winston discovers dating is hard when you move to a new city” instead of “Winston needs to…

The earlier twists involving Decker seem like they don’t really work with the god isn’t manipulating things, this is all just a manifestation of free will/self-image stuff.

It also had that weird fox thing where it had a big premiere, got a lot of press, and then went off the air after 3 episodes so they could air baseball in its time slot. (Not that this explains the drop in ratings in the back half as the show retooled to not be the annoying show people assumed it was from the…

So is the idea that this is Seeso but for superhero comics instead of comedy podcasts because that... actually sort of makes sense. (I assume the source material for this is primarily the Morrison run, which makes less sense) I wonder if they plan on somehow bundling this with some sort of DC version of marvel…

I saw that and assumed I was misremembering the name of that show because this had to be something else. I get that it’s friday, but this would be like if Persons Unknown or Zero Hour or New Amsterdam or something on the fall schedule.

They also picked up The Originals spin-off right? (it’s crazy that the CW developed three different young women fight monsters shows in the same year. I guess they know their brand)

Once disney buys the studio probably not? (or at least very few expensive niche scripted shows)

Solas is such a great idea for a character and is completely wasted so that they can have a twist ending. How anyone thought corsepheus was going to be able to carry any narrative is beyond me. (and of course for some bizarre reason 3/4ths of the game is completely disjoint from the story)

Literally every big plot point had been built around the idea that what the audience wants to see is stuff from superman comics/cartoons/movies but then the core of the show is still built around the premise of what if supermans grandfather was just like a normal boring guy

What makes this description Lynchian?

No (because there is nothing you could watch that would let you appreciate the defenders), no (Jessica Jones 2 probably makes more sense if you don’t watch the defenders or iron fist), I hope not. 

Its been 4 years and somehow people are still complaining about this...

Yo check this out. Black guys drive a car like this

If Ruffalo isn’t careful they might not make *checks notes* Incredible Hulk 2

Goodnight sweet prince

I bet the approximately 1 million Herman Cain jokes play even better when they are sprinkled throughout the season!

Life is a highway

Hank Azaria, a man who has played a bunch of different guys with a goofy fake Indian accent, clearly spent like 10 minutes with a PR person figuring out how to apologize without having to actually do anything and got infinite good press for it. I get that Groening and Jean are old and rich and bored, but it seems…

It’s fascinating how every like 6 episodes they realize that the show isn’t working and change the premise to something completely different (complete with the same actors playing completely different characters who all just happen to have the exact same names as the previous characters) but refuse to change any of…