There's also an evil god that lives in the internet because of a solar flare and is in love with a bunch of clones who appear throughout history.

The Assassins libertarianism is based on two simple tenants:

But he randomly runs halfway up a wall and loses them.

My hope is that all the other marvel writers quickly decide to follow the precedent Bendis has repeatedly established in his own work and completely ignore any continuity stuff they don't like, e.g. all of Civil War 2.

"A man named Tim Templeton tells about his seven-year-old life being jealous of his fast-talking, briefcase-carrying baby brother named the "Baby Boss". When he goes on a mission to win back affection of his parents, he finds out about a secret plot by the CEO of Puppy Co., Francis E. Francis which revolves around…

Maybe you're the stupid one, because it turns out they really are "Love," "Death," and "Time."

Marvels had a lot of good stuff this year. In addition to stuff that you mentioned, catching up through unlimited, I've been enjoying Thor, both Captain Americas, Ant-man, Ultimates, Contest of Champions, Spider-woman, the two wolverine books, Ms. Marvel, Howard the Duck, Scarlett Witch and Karnak.

It was the biggest republican electoral victory since 1988!

The Eisenberg Lex is such a disaster, and obviously Smith would have been terrible at playing that role (since I'm not sure anyone on earth could have pulled that BVS Lex off). Similarly, Smith would be bad as a Hackman/Spacey Lex Luthor.

Will Smith would have been a pretty good Lex Luthor. Not sure why of all the dc movie universe characters they decided to make him deadshot.

Yet another trailer where no one has a fist fight with the pope on top of a spaceship. It's like they don't even want this movie to be good.

Tim is one of the all time great Magic the Gathering writers (which is admittedly not the highest bar).

Its maybe cheating, but The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine is my clear GOTY.

Spiderman's defining characteristic is that he's the billionaire CEO of Parker Industries.

What evil speedster is Barry going to fight next season after he beats the god of speed? I guess next season he could fight the New God of speed, but who will he fight after that?

Excuse me, looks at the headlines and the pictures.

Eric and Don Jr. definitely know about the frogs and shit, and there were a bunch of nytimes articles about the frog (a paper trump clearly reads), so he probably knows about some of it.

Unsurprisingly, it is very hard to find through the app or the marvel site. Google gave me the page, I have no idea how to find it on the app.

Hopeless's X-Men graphic novel is on Unlimited (they added most of the recent set of graphic novels about a month ago).

Justice League vs. Suicide Squad feels like the most boring sounding, corporate mandated, movie tie-in-y crossover since, well, Civil War 2. And the ads for it that make it sound like there's going to be some sort of dumb Rebirth/Watchman related twist sure doesn't make me super optimistic (I hope it turns out that…