It's overshadowing the real thing we should be angry about, that they apparently killed Jack Flag, the captain america of answering the phone and complaining about cosmic stuff.

After real cap has his superman 3-esq battle with evil cap in like 4 months, I'm sure Brevoort will be happy to explain to people how the cosmic cube implanting memories isn't technically mind control (or whatever the explanation actually is).

Frank's Place was great

Sublime is from like the beginning of life on earth (but is also a super lame villain, so who cares). If the phoenix counts as a villain, its as old as the universe, sort of.

I think we are supposed to assume there are some rules for the keys. Like you need a symbolically appropriate lock or something? Who knows. Considering all the keys were implied to have been made as weapons during big wars, it seems like the ratio of utility to wackiness for each key is a little off. And um, you can't…

But did you know that Jon Stewart is rich?

The flashback/flashforward structure is so pointless. I assume the quantico flashbacks were originally supposed to set up each character as a plausible terrorist, but they quickly realized that was too hard and just gave them all super dramatic secrets. But, this means the flashback plots very rarely feed into the…

I'm a little worried that there were no scenes in the trailer of Michael Fassbender having a fist fight with the pope on top of a space ship.

But at the last minute Wesley would come up with some sort of magic solution that lets the TNG crew win.

But haven't we all been in a situation where you start fucking your sibling because people from the future tell you you're married in the future? It really captures something universal about the human condition.

Both legends and the flash are very preoccupied with the super compelling, romantic, and relatable narrative of if I'm a magic person who knows the future/is immortal, should I hook up with the person who I'm magically destined to hook up with?

Without the caption, those kids might be confused and wonder if the A stood for France.

If you pretend that Peter is still dead and Spider-Man is still Doctor Octopus in Peter's body, the current run makes a lot more sense.

So the witness is Doctor Doom and Jennifer Goines/Tommy Crawford are molecule man?

I enjoyed the David has some sort of thinking about matrix reloaded Stockholm syndrome where he thinks he actually likes the movie because of how much he likes thinking about the movie through-line of the podcast.

Danny Glover is 3rd billed in this, even though the trailer makes it look like he's probably in the movie for like 5 minutes tops.

I'm really happy that we are getting more Ben in these than we did in the Shyamalan episodes. I'm a little embarrassed by how much I laughed at

Wang Xueqi and Fan Bingbing's characters in the china version of Iron Man 3!

Yeah, it should be abbreviated as F, which is short for Fant4stic.

If Black Bolt doesn't exist in the MCU, who will get beat up at the beginning of a crossover to let us know it's serious?