since we’re making shit up here, sure, why not.

only pussies drink ice in their whiskey. just a heads up. ask dashiell hammett. you’re welcome.

There wouldn’t have been the slightest thing wrong with it. I was just curious. But I do notice you’re avoiding the question....

total aside, but does you bf know he’s dating a “Ken?”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ cunts gonna cunt.

twerp may not, but i will. that shit’s not pizza.

Dibs on ‘Guns & Rheubarb!!!!’

you are great at names. burner names, dog names..., all good stuff.

LOL, as the kids (used to) say.

fuck these winger scum with ronald reagan’s dead dick.

people who get pleasure out of being assholes always confound me. just, why? how immature can you get?

Fox and Hounds? On 17th St.? Do I know you? ‘cause I don’t think I know you.

*Fiorina’s Campaign Disclaimer: no fetuses were harmed in the filming of this accident.

sadly, yes. and sadly, too, i’ll still hold my nose and vote for her.

WHY HAVEN’T YOU ROASTED MARK PENN ON A SPIT OVER A LOW FIRE ON PAY-PER-VIEW?

Tastes like chicken, I’m sure.

We vacation in North Carolina (Wrightsville Beach). There’s a local hot dog place, Trolley Stop. They make their own hot dog combos. My sister-in-law’s order ALWAYS is a vegetarian hot dog. With chili. Meat chili. I love her dearly, but this is always so strange to me.

“two years of no p in the v” just gave me a sad....

selfie-stick doubling as a butt plug would kill two birds with one stone, so to speak....

Smiled at your first line.