fuck these winger scum with ronald reagan’s dead dick.

people who get pleasure out of being assholes always confound me. just, why? how immature can you get?

Fox and Hounds? On 17th St.? Do I know you? ‘cause I don’t think I know you.

*Fiorina’s Campaign Disclaimer: no fetuses were harmed in the filming of this accident.

sadly, yes. and sadly, too, i’ll still hold my nose and vote for her.

WHY HAVEN’T YOU ROASTED MARK PENN ON A SPIT OVER A LOW FIRE ON PAY-PER-VIEW?

Tastes like chicken, I’m sure.

We vacation in North Carolina (Wrightsville Beach). There’s a local hot dog place, Trolley Stop. They make their own hot dog combos. My sister-in-law’s order ALWAYS is a vegetarian hot dog. With chili. Meat chili. I love her dearly, but this is always so strange to me.

“two years of no p in the v” just gave me a sad....

selfie-stick doubling as a butt plug would kill two birds with one stone, so to speak....

Smiled at your first line.

Thou shalt not fat-shame the fat-shamers, is that what you’re saying? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander is the way I see it.

Exactamundo. Ding ding ding!

reason? common sense? knowledge of the subject at hand? get the fuck out.

I’d hate to see what you find exciting, ‘cause I think it was a masterful performance. One of his best.

Do enlighten us. Please.

so i read that list ‘cause i’m new to iOS9, and needed to learn new features. it looks like you read each item on this list to... feel superior? weird, dude. seriously.